February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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brilovesjeffsgroin:
when you cry and puke and have an orgasm at the same time
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i could really use a drink right now.
someone get me alcohol.
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Watch
Let's reblog with something we're looking forward...
isangelical:
starkassembled:
donricci:
nerdykirby:
I look forward to traveling the world and writing about it.
I’m looking forward to getting the necklace I ordered in the mail.
I’m looking forward to getting my Avengers prize package in the mail.
I’m looking forward to learning German at school.
i’m looking forward to Green Day’s new album.
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had a psychology exam today
i’m afraid to check my grade
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me: hey i havent taken a picture in a while
me: *takes picture*
me: *remembers why i dont take pictures*
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beezypond:
missshirley:
I suspect there are people on my dash who will enjoy this story:
There I am, walking up the street between the pet food store and the grocery store, stopped at the signal of a small cross street, when a man across the way catches my eye. Short dark hair, sipping some fruity concoction through a long straw, wearing headphones and doing a subtle wiggly hip dance in tune...
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during the weekend i’m tired at like 11:30 every night
on a school night it’s 12:15 and i’m wide awake
Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
i don’t get why everyone’s looking for an airport like what is the point
the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
Music Ask
1: my top 10 favourite bands.
2: my top 10 favourite albums.
3: my top 10 favourite songs.
4: top 10 most attractive musicians in my opinion (dead or alive).
5: do i listen to mp3s/cds/cassettes/vinyls.
6: most overrated bands.
7: most underrated bands.
8: a guilty pleasure.
9: the first band i really liked.
10: the first album i bought with my own money.
11: what bands my parents got me into.
12: bands i have seen live.
13: bands i want to see live.
14: my favourite film soundtrack.
15: what song am i listening to right now.
16: last album i bought.
17: a song i dislike from my favourite band.
18: a band i used to love but now hate.
19: least favourite bands.
20: favourite concert ever.
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hey give me a band and i'll say
fallouthoes:
favorite member
favorite album
favorite song
least favorite song
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zombieassrape:
the-girl-who-was-sherlocked:
you know in court it’s “innocent until proven guilty” but on tumblr it’s more like “gay until proven heterosexual”
and even when it’s proven it doesn’t matter because still gay
just got back from the concert. we got to see Anarbor, The Downtown Fiction, We the Kings and Mayday Parade.
we got to go to a meet and greet with We the Kings and i hugged all of them. and after hugging Travis, the lead singer, he pulled back and said, “We have nose rings in the same place. We must be soulmates.” and i may or may not have died a little. and Danny, the drummer, told...
just chilling outside the venue waiting to be let inside for the meet and greet. we saw both tour buses and heard them doing soundcheck.
I’m getting all jittery now.
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milasweetcunt:
Holes Cast - Dig it Up
the birthday boy is all over my dash
it helps me appreciate life more
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HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY, BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG.
i love you and you’re an amazing human being and my idol and my hero and you don’t look forty tell me your secret.
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